so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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