HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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