I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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