fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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