YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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