He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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