At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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