you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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