Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Never underestimate the power of titties
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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