I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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