You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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