there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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