I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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