At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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