Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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