let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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