you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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