I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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