The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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