If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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