Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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