You surviving the open bar?
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just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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