let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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