So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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