Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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