anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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