im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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