Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Let's get the cat blown out
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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