dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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