Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
is wine microwaveable?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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