So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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