I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Dick very happy bro
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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