Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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