I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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