i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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