Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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