Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so let's talk penis.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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