If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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