I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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