no you cant smoke seaweed
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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