I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sext me about skeletons
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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