they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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