It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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