Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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