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I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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