Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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