FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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