Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
In America we eat man semen.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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