i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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