If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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