You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
420 ftw
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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