your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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