I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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