Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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