This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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