We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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