yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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